Intentionally designed to give anti-American leftists a life altering aneurysm, we curate our collections with violence of action, injecting pure unadulterated hate into every t-shirt, to insult the senses and repel even the most staunch woke-a-vists from your immediate area. We pride ourselves on the collection of commie tears, as you walk proudly with your unapologetically American apparel, using the best materials possible, to ensure you're the bane of Christmas parties and family get togethers for years to come.

Designed and printed by the beer drinking, bacon eating, gun owning, terrorist killing, liberal hating, big-ass-truck driving, America loving, military veterans, Obama warned you about.